As a renowned video games expert, I'm occasionally asked by the BBC and other fine cultural institutions to weigh in on the big events and issues. They want to know my opinions on E3, on iSports, on 'women in games'. They stop responding after I tell them the greatest problem facing our medium is that we, the players, can't get cool wounds.
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