By John Walker on August 15th, 2012 at 10:52 pm.

If we at RPS are anything, it’s rubbish. Nathan’s been writing for us for months, and we’ve yet to put up an official welcome post. It feels almost silly at this point, as surely everyone’s used to seeing his daily writings. But it’s important. So we’re doing it. A while back we advertised a post for a News Writer, and we received an overwhelming number of responses, many of them absolutely excellent. But one stood out above the rest, and that was the work of former Texan, Mr Nathan Grayson of San Francisco Citytown. You may have seen him elsewhere, on VG247, PC Gamer, IGN and a few other big name places. But now he’s ours! ALL OURS! (Apart from when he writes for other places.)
Nathan provides the vital root beer-fuelled American voice RPS requires, ensuring we don’t run out of ‘U’s, while sitting on a giant cheeseburger made of cars. Gathering news like a news combine harvester in a news field, you’ll no doubt have noticed by now his extraordinary ability to get a quote out of just about anyone, via somehow knowing absolutely everyone in the entire games industry.
I was meant to write this after he’d been with us a month, and we finally accepted him through the giant red curtains into the RPS Inner Sanctum, giving him the FTP password. But I was distracted by a bee. So I’m doing it now, because It Must Be Done.
So, as is traditional, please can everyone say lovely things to Nathan, like “Hello!” and “You are great, with your curly hair.”



15/08/2012 at 22:56 DiamondDog says:
Does he like tea?
15/08/2012 at 23:13 Dowr says:
Let’s find out! (with or against his will, it doesn’t really matter)
16/08/2012 at 08:56 SouperMattie says:
I don’t know if he likes tea, but after careful examination of the evidence, I’ve come to the conclusion that although Mr Grayson hails from The Americas, there is still something indescribably British-ish about his writing style and sense of humour. I have further decided that this is A Good Thing.
Welcome to RPS, Mr G!
16/08/2012 at 09:41 Nathan Grayson says:
Thank you! I take that as very high praise.
And also, thank you everyone for the warm (belated) welcome. I figure this is as good of place as any to do a blanket reply, seeing as it’s up top. Now I will read through all of these comments one-by-one, because I want to know each and every one of you in intimate and disturbing fashions, but this is the best I can do for now.
15/08/2012 at 22:56 elfbarf says:
Hello, Nathan! You are great, with your curly hair!
15/08/2012 at 23:35 The Greatness says:
Damn man, that curly hair.
16/08/2012 at 01:42 amishmonster says:
I will assume it means he is related to Patrick Klepek, another excellent games journo.
16/08/2012 at 01:46 Irishphnx says:
Klepick’s the worst thing to happen to giantbomb since alex navarro
16/08/2012 at 02:41 mncxdas88 says:
Hey! Friends! Look at the shell of the iPhone4S I bought! Beautiful?
Ha ha! Is not it beautiful! I used $ 12.49 on the network to buy it! Need to buy where you can see: http://linksae.com/4q
There are many other types of housing! But my favorite is this!
16/08/2012 at 07:10 ChainsawCharlie says:
Klepick is decent writer. If they only kept him out of the podcasts and videos.
16/08/2012 at 09:55 Groove says:
I didn’t know he had curly hair, I like him around 14% more now.
15/08/2012 at 22:57 Archipelagos says:
Welcome, welcome. I approve of this curly hair business; new prerequisite for joining RPS? Make it so.
16/08/2012 at 11:35 D3xter says:
I thought they’re hiring them directly out of feminism school.
15/08/2012 at 22:57 Incredibly_Shallow says:
He prefers to be called Butters. It was his nickname as an intern as PC Gamer US and he probably despises it.
Yes, I’m a bad person.
15/08/2012 at 22:57 Desmolas says:
Congratulations Nathan. You are now officially a part of RPS. Even though you’ve been receiving the berating and scorn of commenter’s for inaccuracies in articles as if you were always part of RPS anyway.
15/08/2012 at 22:59 Text_Fish says:
Welcome. With our first names combined we would be Jonathan, which is another actual name. Or more like Joenathan, but then it wouldn’t be another actual name and I wouldn’t have any pointless filler to make my “Welcome” seem more informal. ARGH, THE FORMALITIES.
15/08/2012 at 23:01 Ian says:
We’ll have Nathan to worry about as long as RPS continues to recruit writers this wisely.
15/08/2012 at 23:07 lasikbear says:
I hope he will be Grayson us with his presence for many years to come.
15/08/2012 at 23:07 Hydrogene says:
But was it really a meer coincidence that his official welcome was so delayed?
15/08/2012 at 23:17 Dave says:
eer… Rossignol?
15/08/2012 at 23:28 AmateurScience says:
Gesundheit
15/08/2012 at 23:40 Adriaan says:
It’s a pitoresque village in the Dordogne region, just North-West of Perigeux. Beautiful countryside too!
16/08/2012 at 00:27 Morlock says:
I guess it was alec of tact.
16/08/2012 at 00:29 FriendlyFire says:
The Grays on TF2 were just announced.
This is no coincidence.
16/08/2012 at 01:25 chesh says:
And if they don’t maintain this level of quality in new hires, I will surely be Walkering away from the site.
16/08/2012 at 03:36 Jad says:
Yeah, that would definitely go a long way towards Kieron my interest in RPS.
16/08/2012 at 03:41 Skabooga says:
I’m Adamant that RPS continue to feature writers of such high caliber.
16/08/2012 at 04:50 Avish says:
This pun thread is dead, Jim.
16/08/2012 at 09:00 mrpier says:
A new wordSmith is always welcome.
16/08/2012 at 09:20 Milky1985 says:
A pun thread, the best way for us RPS commentators to john together to welcome a new hire.
16/08/2012 at 10:33 McDan says:
I agree, welcome Nathan! You’ve been doing great work! And this pub thread is also great, I’ll be Robin some of these RPS puns for future use that’s for sure.
16/08/2012 at 12:03 lowprices says:
The RPS hiring process must be very strenuous. It can’t be a Quinns-idence they keep getting all these top-quality writers.
16/08/2012 at 13:18 sonofsanta says:
You guys are Gillen me with these puns.
16/08/2012 at 16:15 Durkan says:
I’m not Kieron which side of the pond he’s from, he’ll get no Grayson favours round here thats for sure! it’s a meer flight and a short walker from the airport. And I don’t give Adam what the rest of you say! I expect him to keep writing through “night’n'gale”s!
15/08/2012 at 23:02 Tusque D'Ivoire says:
Ah, finally! Welcome, Nathan. I was wondering if I missed some sort of introduction disguised as a WARFACE news announcement post, but this is much better.
Now if only someone could tell me who this Jonathan Walking person is.
No, really, there’s so much guest staff starring on this page these days, how about a “Meet the…”-sort of tradition?
15/08/2012 at 23:05 Ian says:
WARFACE.
(Sorry.)
16/08/2012 at 00:37 Gap Gen says:
BEARFACE, surely.
16/08/2012 at 02:17 liquidsoap89 says:
HORFACE!
16/08/2012 at 07:10 El_Emmental says:
CURLYFACE
16/08/2012 at 16:28 nemryn says:
NATHANFACE
15/08/2012 at 23:03 OrangyTang says:
‘Nathan Grayson is officially a person now’
Can we expect to see this tag used on all his future articles then? :D
Also, hello.
15/08/2012 at 23:03 Skofnung says:
One of us. One of us.
15/08/2012 at 23:04 Rubyace says:
Well hello there
15/08/2012 at 23:04 Davee says:
Welcome, curly-haired-Nathan-who-has-been-writing-for-this-site-for-quite-some-time-already!
15/08/2012 at 23:06 Greggh says:
I for one welcome our curly haired overlords!
Now seriously, you guys should consider updating the “About Us” page as well. How dated is that??
15/08/2012 at 23:06 The_B says:
I’m more worried that John’s forgot to put the brain feed in the hivemind tank again, especially with the new addition of Nathan’s into the hivemind, I worry Jim’s is growing malnourished, and it’s only thanks to him transplanting some of his cortex into his Sir, You Are Being Hunted robot body that he’s managed to sustain himself.
(Welcome Nathan!)
15/08/2012 at 23:06 jumblesale says:
Hello Nathan I really like reading the words you write :)
15/08/2012 at 23:11 westyfield says:
He writes good words. Hello Nathan!
15/08/2012 at 23:19 jaheira says:
I also like Nathan’s nice words.
16/08/2012 at 00:36 Tiguh says:
I also appreciate The Words. Hello!
16/08/2012 at 07:30 Screamer says:
YARRRR, he does have a rather healthy dose of WIT in his articles! English man in disguise?
Also Hello Nathan, You are great, with your curly hair.!
16/08/2012 at 13:50 Bluerps says:
The words are awesome!
15/08/2012 at 23:07 AmateurScience says:
Jolly good!
15/08/2012 at 23:10 Museli says:
I do enjoy Nathan’s writing. Welcome!
15/08/2012 at 23:10 BurningPet says:
ASSIMILATE!
15/08/2012 at 23:11 Easy says:
Good show. Welcome Nathan. The kettle’s in the corner. Have a cupa’
15/08/2012 at 23:12 Jamesworkshop says:
It does remind me of not watching Buffy the vampire slayer for ages only to find everyone accepting Dawn like she had always been their all along.
15/08/2012 at 23:12 Koozer says:
You call THAT curly? Amateur.
15/08/2012 at 23:12 Dowr says:
Welcome to RPS, now write funny articles for us, Curly Haired Man!!!
15/08/2012 at 23:14 AJ_Wings says:
Ahlan wa Sahlan!
16/08/2012 at 07:12 Rikard Peterson says:
Hej och välkommen!
15/08/2012 at 23:16 TheWhippetLord says:
Hello!
Love the work so far.
You are obviously fitting in like a new piece added
to the other legos. <— improperly pluralised in your honour. :P
15/08/2012 at 23:22 Scrooge says:
You’re doing a heck of a job, curly.
15/08/2012 at 23:22 woodsey says:
All welcome The Curly One.
I suppose he has added incentive to not write bad articles, or else we can all call him The Curler. Ha-ha!
15/08/2012 at 23:23 Tei says:
Hello!, The more people, the merrier! :D
15/08/2012 at 23:26 tungstenHead says:
gl hf
15/08/2012 at 23:27 69stabcat says:
our son of the Gray
our son of the USA
writing about games
15/08/2012 at 23:29 Electric Dragon says:
You can’t fool me. Nathan isn’t officially part of the hive mind: he’s not mentioned on the About page.
15/08/2012 at 23:33 Ninja Dodo says:
Welcome!
15/08/2012 at 23:41 Eclipse says:
So he’s from texas, howdy Nathan? Am I doing it right?
We RPS readers welcome you.
15/08/2012 at 23:45 Keymonk says:
Welcome, Nathan! I hope our words are as pleasant to you as yours are to us.
16/08/2012 at 00:07 Bob says:
Keymonk has said it better than I ever could. Also, Hiya Nathan.
15/08/2012 at 23:55 Raziel_Alex says:
Welcome Nathan Grayson.
(Also, how do I change my RPS username but still use the same email?)
16/08/2012 at 02:10 Fanbuoy says:
Oh, that’s simple, my dear boy/girl!
1) Change the e-mail account linked to your RPS account into your reserve e-mail account used for things you don’t want in your proper e-mail account. You know, the one for improper things.
2) Start a new RPS account with your proper e-mail account.
3) If you believe someone else may want your username, try letting the hivemind know that it is no longer in use.
16/08/2012 at 02:30 Rovac says:
Do you know how to get one of those fancy red-colored names, Mr. Fanbuoy?
16/08/2012 at 03:27 The_B says:
Rednames are just as simple as having a link to your website address in your profile: they’re links to that poster’s webpage.
16/08/2012 at 04:32 Rovac says:
I don’t know how to access that section. Do I need a forum account or something?
16/08/2012 at 13:31 The_B says:
If I remember correctly your RPS account should let you in the forum too?
17/08/2012 at 14:00 Rovac says:
Tried, no luck. I’ll need to make one
15/08/2012 at 23:58 Shooop says:
It’s good you guys have him officially. I’ve enjoyed just about everything he’s written so far.
16/08/2012 at 00:02 sinister agent says:
Good evening Mr. Grayson. Haven’t we been fortunate with the weather recently?
16/08/2012 at 00:03 Dr. Evanzan says:
Hello Nathan!
Your doing a great job so far despite your inability to correctly refer to Lego bricks!
But seriously, a sterling job and a most welcome addition to the team.
(Also, seriously, they are Lego or Lego bricks!
Stop calling them Legos!!!)
16/08/2012 at 00:21 blind_boy_grunt says:
yeah and you are the corporate shill or worse a dumb consumer buying into their propagandhi (new album soon can’t wait, guess a bit ot). This is just a fight of legos’ company to keep their trademark.
Fight the man, fight the power! Say legos! legostheniker unite! What i mean is why would anyone care so much about an s?
(also, hi grayson, great job)
16/08/2012 at 00:09 Durkonkell says:
Welcome aboard, Mr. Grayson! Even though you’ve been here for ages.
Welcome OFFICIALLY aboard, then. You’re doing a grand job!
16/08/2012 at 00:10 Amasius says:
Welcome Nathan, you are… oh look, a bee!
16/08/2012 at 00:16 Jubaal says:
Welcome Mr Grayson from across the pond. One is very much enjoying your writing Sir.
*Tips hat and sips tea*
16/08/2012 at 00:17 Chris D says:
Nathan Grayson
Story chasin’
Is what he does from another nation
Grumpy PR’s cannot faze him
Even if they sometimes try to tase him
He’s the amazing Nathan Grayson
Nathan Grayson
Writes news for PC and not playstation
Never has to pad with double spacing
Doesn’t care if it’s for shooter or date-sim
We salute you, Nathan Grayson
16/08/2012 at 09:43 Nathan Grayson says:
I love everything about this.
16/08/2012 at 00:20 aurens says:
does this mean his comments will finally get that calming pink background?
16/08/2012 at 00:33 fyro11 says:
Welcome aboard Nathan.
Now, about Sir Crai- oh? The hive mind refuses me to speak further?
16/08/2012 at 00:39 theleif says:
Well, hello there.
16/08/2012 at 00:43 Shakermaker says:
He does have lovely hair.
16/08/2012 at 01:21 Ironclad says:
Are you a relative of that other Grayson, perchance?
16/08/2012 at 01:29 stretchpuppy says:
Dat Hair
16/08/2012 at 01:34 Solidstate89 says:
“while sitting on a giant cheeseburger made of cars”
No no, you got that part all wrong. It’s a car sitting up on cinder blocks that’s made of cheeseburgers.
Also, I’m glad to have Nathan aboard. I really quite enjoy his articles.
16/08/2012 at 02:03 Frank says:
Hi. Nice posts you’ve got there, Mr Grayson.
16/08/2012 at 02:13 GoliathBro says:
Even on the offchance that Nathan is talking about something I don’t give a toss about, he is a pleasure to read.
You my dear sir are quite awesome.
16/08/2012 at 02:22 wodin says:
Welcome Nathan.
16/08/2012 at 02:33 Rovac says:
Hello, Mister Grayson. Your curly hair looks great
Can you tell me the secret how to have curly hair like yours?
16/08/2012 at 02:50 Eric says:
Hello! You are great, with your curly hair.
I was born in Texas, actually. I got out, though.
16/08/2012 at 02:51 Arathain says:
You pick ‘em well, RPS. Mr Grayson is fast becoming a favourite.
Welcome.
16/08/2012 at 03:35 Moraven says:
This is only the beginning, of the USA takeover of the land of cups of tea. Yeeeee hah.
16/08/2012 at 03:37 Skabooga says:
Welcome, aboard, Mr. Grayson! It’s good to have you.
16/08/2012 at 05:01 Rivalus says:
Welcome welcome to the RPS house of fun!
16/08/2012 at 05:28 Sleepymatt says:
Welcome in Nathan Grayson…… Nayson?
16/08/2012 at 07:40 c-Row says:
Nay, son.
Welcome!
16/08/2012 at 05:57 vee41 says:
Silly Americans with their silly time zones… Jolly good lads, well played.
16/08/2012 at 06:17 Jarmo says:
Welcome! Stay awhile, stay forever!
16/08/2012 at 07:29 Wisq says:
FTP? Eww. At least use SFTP, ideally with key-based authentication instead of a password. (I recommend rsync + SSH + keys, personally.)
16/08/2012 at 07:55 El_Emmental says:
Comes… Another…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjHOmV0p5zc&t=0m08s
16/08/2012 at 08:16 Squirrelfanatic says:
What, there are other writers at RPS beside Nathan? Honestly, this man has written a LOT of articles over the last months and I LOVE it!
Welcome!
16/08/2012 at 08:28 LionsPhil says:
I am quite pleased to see an upswing in Craig Pearson of late.
16/08/2012 at 13:03 Koozer says:
…that’s what she said.
16/08/2012 at 14:29 Gorf says:
Main contributor fo sho biatch!
Nathan is my favourite now,Jim used to be my favourite but you never see him unless its a Day Z article.
16/08/2012 at 08:57 corbain says:
I ,for one, welcome our new curly overlords
16/08/2012 at 09:02 neolith says:
Welcome! :)
16/08/2012 at 09:06 Mungrul says:
For the longest time I thought Nathan Grayson was a collective fever dream personality construct of the hivemind. Some memory aggregating psychic algorithm trawling and plundering the slumbering neurons of The Four.
Revealing him to actually be a conscious being from the New World actually makes a lot more sense.
Cup of tea old bean?
16/08/2012 at 09:14 Jarenth says:
I was wondering if I’d missed something when ‘by Nathan Grayson’ started popping up everywhere. I even went on a backwards archive binge to find the elusive invisible ‘this is Nathan’ post. All for naught, now, it seems.
Welcome! Curly hair, etcetera, you know the drill.
16/08/2012 at 09:17 dazman76 says:
Oi, GRAYSON! Welcome :)
16/08/2012 at 09:44 I_have_no_nose_but_I_must_sneeze says:
Our very own Curly Crusader. Welcome, Nathan.
16/08/2012 at 09:47 pepper says:
Welcome!
Now can I fondle your hair whilst you sleep?
16/08/2012 at 10:10 Maldomel says:
Hello there, a bit late but still hello!
16/08/2012 at 10:30 Lambchops says:
Is this the first time the Hivemind has swollen to 5 members.
err . . . that sentence looks horrible . . . distraction
Welcome Mr Grayson!
16/08/2012 at 10:42 Jerricho says:
Welcome aboard Nathan. Don’t worry, this London weather will give you lovely propper curls and the girls will love them.
16/08/2012 at 11:47 mr.black says:
WELCOME! To Jurassic Park!
(now take that feeling of grandness and awe that I just made you subconsciously feel and apply it to the next sentence:)
WELCOME! Son of Grey!
16/08/2012 at 12:15 tripwired says:
Nathan we love you!
16/08/2012 at 12:32 Hunchback says:
Hello Nathan Grayson!
16/08/2012 at 12:49 Wololo says:
I was really curious why he wasn’t listed on the bottom of RPS with mails, twitters ‘n’ everythin’ by now, but apparently it wasn’t as official official as it is now. So now it’s time for an official official thank you for writing here. =3
16/08/2012 at 13:23 sonofsanta says:
At last. I was asking about this A WHOLE MONTH AGO. See Nathan, I care. I pay attention. I should be your favourite.
Just hold me, and whisper to me of the Games That Made You.
16/08/2012 at 14:06 Kyrne says:
Hello Nathan, and welcome!
16/08/2012 at 14:45 Victuz says:
I like muffins. Oh also hi!
16/08/2012 at 15:54 Hmm-Hmm. says:
Well hello there! I hope you enjoy your tasks at castle RPS. I have certainly enjoyed your writings so far.
16/08/2012 at 19:48 gwathdring says:
Welcome to RPS! :D
It’s been a delight reading your articles.
16/08/2012 at 20:12 LennyLeonardo says:
I missed this post when it was about: RPS, stop writing so many posts, they disappear from the front page so quickly!
Anyway, hello Nathan, you lucky swine. Based on the evidence, your writing is a bit better than mine, so I suppose I don’t mind that much that you got the job and I didn’t. can I at least have some of your salary? That would be fair, don’t you think?
In other news: congratulations!
16/08/2012 at 20:51 Saldek says:
Liebe Grüße, N. Grayson! We are loving the Words and the Curls, for sure. Ach, ze Curls …
17/08/2012 at 10:05 Kradziej says:
I envy you because of that curly hair of yours, Mr. Grayson!
24/08/2012 at 03:38 hippocrat says:
Welcome!
Also, thank you Mr. Grayson for introducing me to Tribes with your twinfusor update post. That tipped the scales. For the past two weeks I have given about 90% of my game-time to skiing, jetpacking, sniping, capping, defending, and simply enjoying the experience without concern for rankings.