You Can Now Shower With Your Dad

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad [Steam page] first came to our attention with its goofy premise of a boy trying to find his dad in communal showers and a goofy showerdad parody of Kanye West’s Power. That was fun, wasn’t it – doing the laughs at those silly things?

Well, the game has now come out, available on Steam for £0.79. Aye, it’s a single-joke game but… wait, is it?

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015’s main joke is that you’re a kid in the nip and you’re in the shower with a load of dads in the nip (the water’s out at home, see) and you might accidentally shower with a chap who’s not your dad. Oh, the horror! Its main modes are variants on arcadey dashes around the shower room, trying to find your dad quickly and ducking the notdads while avoiding obstacles. They’re simple arcadey high-scoring things.

It offers a selection of dad jokes too. And then it… can get a bit weird.

Might be worth a punt for 79p. I don’t want to say much more than one word – cyberbath – but if you’re curious, you can watch that cheeky cynic Jim Sterling be won over by this weird game:

11 Comments

  1. Grinless says:

    Huh… Sweet sweet chocolate ?

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    Bluerps says:

    Oh, that’s a censor bar! I was wondering why this guy had an eggplant glued to his crotch.

  3. Legion23 says:

    My inital thought of this was: “Well 99 cent is an acceptable price point for such a stupid joke.” Turns out the game is more than just that one joke.

  4. TheAngriestHobo says:

    Can anyone tell me if the reports are true? Does the black dad, and only the black dad, occasionally disappear?

    True or not, it’s filling the Steam reviews and discussions boards for this game with even more racism than usual.

    • Jalan says:

      The game, fully determined to defy the wishes of those that made it, set out to eliminate the “black dad”. It didn’t care too much about the “black kid” or the “brown dad” and “brown kid”.

      Christ, that’s a lot of pretentious quotation marks. I’ll “see myself to the door”.

    • KDR_11k says:

      No, just happened to me with the red haired dad. He fades away so it’s definitely on purpose.

      • KDR_11k says:

        Oh and if it happens to you: Don’t hit escape. Figure out what to do.

  5. NiftyHat says:

    So it’s not Frog Fractions 2? Even though we are all, in a way, Frog Fractions 2.

  6. Turkey says: