Blood for the blood god, it’s only the weekly Steam charts! These are the ten games which sold best on Steam last week.
The debate has raged for an eternity. The infinite dilemma that has defeated even humanity’s greatest minds.
Which is best: guns or swords? Today, I have a definitive answer for you.
10. Fallout 4
(Back again thanks to a still-ongoing half-price sale).
(An actual new entry! Just Cause 3 engine-powered deer-murder game. Looks very pretty so maybe I’ll do some bloodless nature-watching in it sometime).
(Another new entry! Hacky-slashy, Dynasty Warriorsy adaptation of a long-running manga and anime series).
(A third new entry! Whouldathunk? Viking-themed RTS, currently in Early Access. Brendy liked it a lot).
SWORDS! (Well, maybe axes, but let’s not split hairs.)
5. Conan Exiles
2. For Honor
GUNS! (And probably a couple of swords too, but screw it, we know which side this game’s bread is buttered on).
GUNS WIN, 6:4. AND SO THE VIDEOGAME WAR IS CONCLUDED.