Steam sales tend to have a gimmick and this time around, there's a built-in set of Awards that you can nominate games for, ranging from The Villain Most In Need of a Hug to The Best Use of a Farm Animal. There's also a Name Your Own Award category and - would you believe it?! - some jokers have nominated Half Life 2: Episode Two as The Game That Deserves A Sequel. When I'd restitched the splits in my sides, I realised this might be a genuine plea from the hundreds of people voting. And so I started thinking about it all seriously...
Here are just eight of the many sequels I'd rather see than Half Life 3.
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