He is an insufferable windbag of toxicity. No, not Kyle from sales. I'm talking about Caustic, the gaseous mortality fan from battle royale shooter Apex Legends. You know, the game with the bum slides. He is an awful person. A tryhard gasdad who has mistaken farting for science, the kind of man who blows smoke in your face at parties, then splutters because he doesn't really smoke, only when he's drinking. He spends most of his murdering career edgelording around the battlefield, pretending he is a scientist, when he is clearly a teenager with a fake beard. He's terrible. I choose him every time I play.
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