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The eleventh RPS Christmas Cracker

Ho ho ho!

***** The RPS team now are in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn't want you to think we'd forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It's also our way of giving you the "reveal" moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We've made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: Why does Hidetaka Miyazaki leave footprints wherever he goes?

A: He has dark soles

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