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The Eleventh RPS Cracker Of Christmas

Even though we're back there's still a Christmas cracker to pull! 12 days and all. Oh, and of course, if you're after more posts you might have missed, why not join our Supporter Program, and unlock dozens of new posts from the last year!

Meanwhile, you provide your own party hat, and we'll provide the groaner of a gag.

Q. Why did Heihachi lose his seat at the King of the Iron Fist Tournament?

A. It was Tekken!

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The all-seeing eye of Rock, Paper, Shotgun, the voice of many-as-one.

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