All the Summer Game Fest and not-E3 news

If you click on a link and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. Read our editorial policy.

The tenth RPS Christmas Cracker

Ho ho ho!

***** The RPS team now are in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn't want you to think we'd forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It's also our way of giving you the "reveal" moment we no longer have in the advent calendar. We've made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: Why do hardware developers have to make phonecalls if a party runs late?

A: They're updating their drivers

Topics in this article

Follow topics and we'll email you when we publish something new about them.  Manage your notification settings .

About the Author
RPS avatar

RPS

Hivemind

The all-seeing eye of Rock, Paper, Shotgun, the voice of many-as-one.

Comments
Rock Paper Shotgun logo

We've been talking, and we think that you should wear clothes

Total coincidence, but we sell some clothes

Buy RPS stuff here
Rock Paper Shotgun Merch