We like to start the week with sexual congress with gorgeous creatures who exist only for our total gratification by providing hyperorgasm. But when we can't get that, we'll settle for burning through a simple room-based escape game with delightful visuals, wit and some great jazzy music. What's that, TheBlackBandit? Easy Joe, you say? That'll do nicely. Go play.
A new major update is close though
We've been talking, and we think that you should wear clothes
Total coincidence, but we sell some clothes