No, it's not our new nickname for Alec, it's an a heavily-pimped new feature for NCSoft's under-rated free MMO, Dungeon Runners. I really like the 'Runners, and it's a shame that it doesn't get a bit more press in these EnMMOrged times. Anyway, it's a gnome that eats your crappy loot and literally shits out gold, so you don't have to return to the quest hub to clear out your inventory. He comes free with the boxed version of Dungeon Runners - so if you're a hardened Runner you'll want to grab a copy to make your free game easier, while new paying players get the extra feature from scratch.
You can watch the hi-larious commercial for Bling Gnome after the jump.