If you click on a link and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. Learn more.

British Invasion: Company Of Heroes 2 Expandaloned

With bonus poem!

In celebration of the newly-released Company of Heroes 2 [official site] standalone multiplayer expansion I've written a poem. Like all good poems it rhymes, except for the part where I use a Spanish word because I ran out of rhymes. This is what gives it an 'international' edge and is evidence that I am a citizen of the world and not a bad poet.

It's sweet and right to die at war, Dulce et Decorum est
That's the lie that's often told, as Owen said it best
So what might that have got to do with Company of Heroes?
From Sega comes its stand-alone expansion, at roughly $12 dineros

Did you like it? The expansion, which is delectably called The British Forces, features 15 new units, eight multiplayer maps and a bunch of new commanders. It's standalone but can compete with regular CoH 2 players. You'll find it on Steam for £9.99. You may have missed that from the poem but it's all in the subtext.

About the Author

Join the Rock Paper Shotgun supporter program

Sign up today and get access to more articles like these, an ad-free reading experience, free gifts, and help us create more great writing about PC games.

See more information

Comments

We love having a friendly, positive and constructive community - you lot are great - and we want to keep it like that. Our main commenting rule is "be excellent to each other". Please see our code of conduct, where you can find out what "be excellent" means. TL;DR? Respect others, think before you post, and be prepared for puns.

More News

Latest Articles

We've been talking, and we think that you should wear clothes

Total coincidence, but we sell some clothes

Rock Paper Shotgun Merch