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I Choo-Choo-Chews You: Burrito Bison

Bored? You are about to be unbored. Free browser game Burrito Bison is nothin' but stoopid, and that's why it works. It's in the vein of about a million other play-until-you-fail infinite distance Flash and iOS games - Canabalt, Tiny Wings, you name it - but crucially it's about a roid-raging bison wrestler fatally bouncing off the heads of vengeful gummi bears. The art's lovely, it falls somewhere between sadism and absurdism, and it's viciously compulusive in its cash-collection/skill-unlocking infini-cycle. I don't have time to play this. I'm going to play this for the rest of the day.

Via Edge.

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