Tom "Tom Bramwell" Bramwell of Eurogamer messages me to ask if I can mention the Creative Assembly Live Interview they're doing at 4pm GMT today (i.e. 11am EST). I say yes, because I like the money Tom gives me. My loyalty is only bought by cold hard cash. That's right - you heard. It's a free for all. Whoever sends the largest wedge gets a 10/10 no question asked.
Anyway, while we wait for my SHIELD-strike-squad-esque retirement fund to arrive, you should consider trundling along to EG to quiz Creative Assembly's Kieran Brigden on all things Total War. Be mean. It's for their own good. Or alternatively, ask him about terrain.