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Escapist: Team Roomba Profile

You notice something amiss: The Scout is stuck halfway up the wall.

This is problematic. Normally, it'd only be problematic for the Scout. But the wall in which he's stuck is the doorway to the room where the rest of his team are. He's jammed himself in such a way that the door is equally stuck, with a gap that's just too small for the team to escape.

Someone speaks up: "Is he glitched, or is he just being a douchebag?"

There's a notable pause before a voice answers: "I think it's a little of column 'A,' a little of column 'B.'"

My piece about the - er - performance griefing Team roomba goes live in the Escapist's comedy issue. I like it when they stand in front of the Sniper.

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Kieron Gillen

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Kieron Gillen is robo-crazy.

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