Eurogamer Statosity: 7/10

The scores, of course, don't matter. BUT THEY CLEARLY DO. Inspired by the analysis of Pitchfork's scoring, Tom Armitage applies a similar methodology to Eurogamer. Go and admire his results here. It's fun to click around madly, though the average score - 6.821 - will get quoted all over the place, I'm sure. What games scored lowest? See what the RPS writers did - John, Alec, Jim, Quinns, Tim and I. AND NOTE I GOT THE LOWEST AVERAGE OF US ALL. They're all soft, I tell you.