There are so few ways to kill pretend men at the moment. However will we murderous sociopaths with flashing-pixel obsessions cope? Perhaps with the Call of Duty 4 (don't call it 'Modern Combat') demo, which was released a few hours back.
This is Dave Gun:
Dave Gun says "Hello! I'm in the Call of Duty 4 demo, which includes one singeplayer level, slightly embarrasingly called 'The Bog.' You should play it. I like guns! Ratatatatatatatbrrrrkerplow!"
Dave Gun goes on to add, "Oh, and its filesize is about 91 Peggles."