Razer's Glowing Thumbpad Of Mystery

Readers with memories will be able to recall that I was on a quest for a new mouse the other week, and that led me back to Razer, and the Diamondback. Basically, my old mouse (the Krait) but with thumb-buttons. Irritatingly, it has proven slightly too sensitive, I think the switches on the mouse buttons are a little too easily activated. But no matter, because at least I didn't spend a huge amount on Razer's latest monstrosity: the Naga. A seventeen button "MMO" mouse. No, really. If you need another keyboard for your thumb then this is where you need to go: that's twelve thumb buttons. By my calculations that's enough buttons to type out "LOL U R PWN3D N00B" with your opposable digit, which should come in handy in times of great omg.