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Hail To The Hankerchief: Gobtron

The confusion caused by this being a game about crushing waves of tiny people with enormous boluses of snot despite its name - Gobtron - implying it's more based on salvia-derived destruction, might have been enough to stop me posting this. The fact that the rapid drag-and-release system seems a recipe for RSI might have been enough to stop me. The fact that I'm very lazy might have been enough to stop me.

But all of these are overwhelmed by the urge to see the enormous pink smiling face of Gobotron looming over the RPS front page. Oh, Gobtron. I wish we were all like you.

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