Wow. That's what happens if you write a headline before a second cup of tea. Anyway! Here's a trailer showing the first footage of the game of the forthcoming Vin Disel - ahem - Vehicle, Wheelman. You'll be surprised to discover that it's actually a hardcore Matrix-esque wargame.
Actually, it's a driving game. It prominently features vrooming, screeching and an oddly lacksidasical Vin Disel driving. He needs an Outrun-esque girl in the seat, screaming, by way of contrast. We also hit up our exclusive contacts inside Midway and can reveal that the Midway offices of the team are "Drafty". We'll keep you updated.