Kwari: PC Gamer Review

Every now and then when the handsome folk at PC Gamer aren't feeling handsome enough, they put up one of my reviews. It's approximately a 34% increase in handsome. Today they're buffing up with my review of online money-spending opportunity, Kwari. It begins very much like this:

Games traditionally work like this: you buy it, you install it, and then you play it as much as you like until you grow old, wither, and die. Let me try and sell a different idea to you.

How about instead you install the game, and then pay and pay and pay every time you play it? Sounds good, eh? Oh, and you could win some money too! You know, after you've paid for your ammunition.

And carries on over here.