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Max Payne 3: Fat, Bald, Beard

At least if the gossip spinning out of an alleged Game Informer cover story is to be believed. Via VG247, we have a low-res photo of said possible cover, showing Mr Payne looking more than a little worse for wear. A follow-up story on Deeko condenses what it claims are the salient points of the feature - our Max is down and out in Brazil, addicted to painkillers and living in a "fully-destructible world." Sound plausible? And if it does, how do we feel about Rockstar moving the poor lad from his traditional home of New York to Latin America? Sounds good to me: potentially very colourful, as I'm not sure I can stand many more grim'n'gloomy-looking shooters.

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