Morning my chirruping and greasy internetlings. Did you know that download-only multiplayer shooter Breach has been released? Alright. But did you know Eurogamer has also published my review? Yes! It's like some kind of coincidence. In the review, I say things like this:
The English language has one four letter word which is more beautiful, more important and more heartening than any other. You know which word I'm talking about. It's a word that can bring weightlessness to a lonely spirit, that can chase away the dark, that can come to define you existence. I bet you want to hear it right now. There's no shame in that.
Read it (and find out what in the crap I'm talking about) here. Also, you can watch an absurdly well put-together launch trailer below.
...which is a nice way of saying it's somewhat misleading. Still, enjoy!