A review of mine snuck up on the PC Gamer website last week, without my noticing. If I paid attention, imagine the things I'd get done!
So, for your unbridled pleasure, here's the not-truly-at-all wonderful Soldier Of Fortune: Payback.
Payback is remarkably awful. In fact, it borders on the territory of gaming's most bugged FPS ever. Tyres hover in midair, vehicles float two inches above the ground, severed limbs spin in a crazed dance above their former host. It's laugh-out-loud terrible, interrupting any chance you might have of being offended.