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RPS Reminder: We're On Holiday Today!

PUT THAT DOWN

Hallo gang! Today we're- NO ADAM, PUT GRAHAM DOWN. Today we're on holiday, which means things will be a bit quiet around here. That is if PHILIPPA LAVINIA WARR, IF I HEAR ONE MORE TOOT OUT THAT VUVUZELA...! That is if this unruly mob will settle down and stop turning this tropical poolside bar into- John Aloysius Jehoshaphat Walker, do you want me to dress you in a sailor suit and feed you bananas? Because I will if you don't cease this MONKEY BUSINESS. Leave Alec alone, for goodness' sake. Yes, I know he ducked you in the pool but that doesn't mean you- Graham Ian Ian Ian Smith don't you think for one single second that I didn't see that.

Sorry, I'm sorry, I have to go. You take care of yourself, okay? We'll see you on Tuesday.

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Alice O'Connor

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Alice is likely in the sea.

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