Would you rather cause a crowd of people to move as one, surrendering their bodies to a primal need that is the closest many of them will come to a spiritual experience, or unblock a toilet? Being a DJ is six hundred million times more amazing than being a plumber, so it stands to reason that Rush Bros is a much better game than anything starring Mario and his moustache. It's not really a traditional platformer though, with a focus on two player splitscreen action and levels that are essentially side-scrolling races. There's a demo available (Mac and PC) and a trailer below.
Three cheers for splitscreen games and one cheer for having an early night on a Friday for once because I am very tired indeed.