Want a free game? Fine, have one. It's Swarm Racer, and it's a... er, swarm of bees racing game.
It's an odd-un. You fly your swarm of bees around the maze, bunching them together or spreading them apart, collecting gems, as bees so famously do. There are eight tracks, and as developer Lexaloffle's site explains,
"If you get a fast time, you win a trophy depending on how fast you were. See if you can collect all eight gold trophies. Bet you can't!"
I think they just questioned your gaming abilities. Seriously. You're not going to take that, are you? Bloody show them.