Ta-da! Dash-Da-Dash DX

Mr Pixel Prospector slung us a link to Dash-Da-Dash DX, and he was right to do so. It's a fine piece of arcade dashery, which sees you clicking around the play area to lob your diamond collecting spaceship through swarms of bullets and to the prize. There are two modes - a relatively sedate normal mode, and an accelerated mode which will wake you up pretty rudely, if you're still sleepy on a Monday morning - so I would start with the frenzied mode and not even bother with the normal one. That's just how we do things here in caffeine world.