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The Chaos Periscope

I have a dream. That dream is a submarine game set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe - Das Boot with Nurglings. This day will never become, of course. Today, however, we have come as close to it as we ever will - for Eurogamer is currently hosting adjacent reviews of Dawn of War II: Chaos Rising, by me, and *******'s Silent Hunter V, by Quintin. One of these reviews is happy, and one is angry. Before you click over to find out, though, take a guess as to which game each of these quotes refers:

Will you pet this cute puppy, or kick it into the nearest canal then tell the little girl who owns it that it always hated her anyway?

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But all of these missteps pale in comparison to how unfinished this game is. Any notes I take while reviewing a game tend to be of the angry variety; when I'm having fun I don't often stop to jot things down.

Ooh!

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Ancient co-founder of RPS. Long gone. Now mostly writes for rather than about videogames.

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