The Escapist: Azeroth Is Burning

Cataclysm is a huge event. Will Homeworld ever be the same agai.. what? Oh God. I'm showing my age. World of Warcraft: Cataclysm is in its Closed Beta and so the Escapist have done an entire issue about it. Relevantly, Boy Wonder Quinns wrote a piece about his experiences playing the opening of the game again, in all-messed-up-by-cats-o-vision. And since he's deep in the pit of Gamecom, I'll post it for him. He starts by saying things like...

Up goes the knife! Down comes the knife. The mottled boar squeals with indignation, its low-polygon face a terrible mask of icy confidence. A worthy opponent indeed. He gores me for 4 damage. I am wounded! Oh, friend, send word to my mother. Tell her I always... tell her...

But gets more sensitive, as is his wont. Read the rest here.