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The Foxer

A last minute intervention by the defoxing annexe's cheeseparing accountant, Mr. Pauncefoot, means there'll be no H.P. 67 fly-past or audience with Hugh Fraser today. Our revised Battle of Hastings 950th anniversary celebrations will consist of...

a) A single strand of shield-wall bunting over the front door.
b) Bayeux Tapestry themed toilet paper in the bogs.
c) Roman obliterating all opposition at the annual Flare Path Conkers Competition with 'William the Conkerer', a questionable horse chestnut with a Brinell hardness number of 1066.

Last week's hive foxer theme: The Battle of Britain (defoxed by Stugle)

Spitfire (Little_Crow)
Hurricane (Stugle)
Bandit (Little_Crow, slapcup)
Heinkel (Little_Crow, slapcup)
Messerschmitt(AFKAMC, Shiloh, Stugle)
Dornier (slapcup, Little_Crow, Shiloh)
Defiant (Little_Crow)
Galland (Shiloh, Little_Crow)
Dowding (AFKAMC)
Schwarm (Shiloh)
Goering (slapcup)
Lacey (AFKAMC)
Scramble (AFKAMC, Little_Crow)
Bader (slapcup)
Manston (slapcup, AFKAMC)
Adlertag (Shiloh)
Sector (AFKAMC)
Vic (AFKAMC)

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Foxer Fact #1035

In hedgehog croquet a 'foxer' is a flamingo hood fashioned to look like a fox. The foxer encourages restless hogs to 'sphere'.

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