The story so far of my adventures in ambitious but cracked roleplaying game Risen 3 is here.
I'm still engaged on my long quest to learn magic, which for some reason involves compiling multiple mining reports for a rather brusque fellow, and it's been hard work. The kind of work that causes a guy to have to put his feet up every so often. Fortunately, there are no shortage of places to stop and have a good sit on the island of Taranis. Better still, it seems sitting is something of an art form around here. Every placement of buttocks to chair, bench or throne tells a new story.
Let me show you my best moves.
The Dentist's Waiting Room:
The Abandoned Lover:
The Kitchen Sink Drama
The Museum Security Guard:
The Waiting For The Rest Of The Disciples To Turn Up:
The Warhammer 40,000 Fan:
The Camping Weekend In Wales:
The Trying To Pretend The Two-Headed Man Isn't There:
The Don't Look Now:
The "Yeah, I Don't Even Own A Television":
The Ran Out Of Coins For The Meter:
The Naughty Step:
The What's The Time, Mr Wolf?:
The Unpicked Substitute:
The Grand Designs:
All that said, trusted/crazed voodoo-chum Bones is far better than I am at ostentatiously taking it easy:
I hope this will help you to improve your own sitting/leg-burning skills.