I've been trying to blog this since before Christmas. There's probably a half-written post lying in the guts of the RPS-machinery. Basically, the geniuses behind Sumotori Dreams have released a paid-for version which includes four (Count 'em!) player modes and similar. Four buffoons crashing around. It literally doesn't get any better than that. I wrote about Sumotori Dreams in 2007's Advent Calender. No less a luminary than Charlie Booker noted "that only way to improve it would be to set it in a branch of Nandos". Who can argue? Play the demo and pay four dollars fifty for the full one (Note: You can download the full version, but you won't be able to play it. Get the demo!). Oh - here's some men falling over.
And if you don't think this is better than Virtua Fighter IV then you probably work for Edge.