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Banking On It: Patrician IV German Demo

A micro choose your own adventure. 1) Are you very excited by the Patrician IV? If yes, go to 2. If no, go to 5. 2) Do you speak German? If yes, go to 4. If no, go to 3. 3) Do you care enough about Patrician IV to deal with the fact the demo isn't in a language you understand and you figure that you can get by just clicking stuff randomly? If yes, go to 4. If no, go to 5. 4) There's a 700Mb Patrician IV German demo out you can download. Woo! If you're excited enough to just go and get it now, go here. If you can't remember what it looks like, go to 6. 5) Go Sumotori! 6)...

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