Be King: League of Legends Dominion
Any day where I have an excuse to make a large number of people watch a Sisters of Mercy video is a good day. You'll find Andrew Eldritch waiting for you below. While the cane-wielding 80s poison-king has an apparent fondness for text adventures, what we're nominally here to talk about is the new mode for free-to-play multiplayer online battle arena stalwart League of Legends.
Yesterday saw the much-ballyhooed launch of Dominion, a capture and hold mode which offers a new map and supaquick rounds of about 20 minutes. It's all described in detail for you by Captain Explanation below.
With DOTA 2 looming close, it's surely war. It's war! Though Valve claim otherwise.
There's an interactive map of the new stage here, and of course LoL is as always free to play should you be willing to point your cursor here.
Now here's what we're really here for: take it away, you baritone young anarcho-syndicalist, you: