Any day where I have an excuse to make a large number of people watch a Sisters of Mercy video is a good day. You'll find Andrew Eldritch waiting for you below. While the cane-wielding 80s poison-king has an apparent fondness for text adventures, what we're nominally here to talk about is the new mode for free-to-play multiplayer online battle arena stalwart League of Legends.
Yesterday saw the much-ballyhooed launch of Dominion, a capture and hold mode which offers a new map and supaquick rounds of about 20 minutes. It's all described in detail for you by Captain Explanation below.
With DOTA 2 looming close, it's surely war. It's war! Though Valve claim otherwise.
Now here's what we're really here for: take it away, you baritone young anarcho-syndicalist, you: