I don't know why I'm so convinced I'm going to enjoy the modernised Bionic Commando (as well as the modernised 2D platformer, Bionic Commando Rearmed), but I am. Maybe it's because I too have a bionic arm, and am so under-represented in the media. The trailer below only enhances that enthusiasm. Look how cool the grapply arm thing is! I really am convinced that all games become at least 20% better purely for the addition of a grappling hook. 30% better for double-jumps, and 20% for grappling. Those are the maths, developers. Take note.
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