Eurogamer are throwing caution to the wind, babies out with bathwater, and quite possible, down, by announcing that they keep hearing rumours of Call Of Duty's next release due on 8th November 2011. While Activision has yet to announce this year's inevitable blockbuster best-seller Christmas smash hit, everyone's expecting one, and expecting it to come from the rubbled remains of Infinity Ward. And according to a top secret internal Tesco database (has Tesco bought MI6?) it is currently named Call Of Duty: Project Collossus. Which would be a spectacularly terrible name (not least because it's spelt "colossus"), but is probably just the codename for the game while it's in development. I imagine they'll call it something crazy like, hmmm, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3? We don't know. And knowing you grumpy bastards, you don't care. But whether you like it or not, you stroppy thing, it'll be the biggest game of the holiday season. We're bound to find out more details at E3 at the beginning of next month.
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