Back from a quasi-week in foreign climes, I return to discover Eurogamer has published some writing they recklessly hired me to write. There's a preview of Assassin's Creed 2, detailing what I found when I nosed at the first couple of hours of the game, and perhaps more interestingly, there's my review of Torchlight. In it, I claim that absolutely everything Walker said it about the game here was embarrassingly wrong and that we should all fire cannonballs at his face. Or did I largely agree with him? I forget. Let's fire cannonballs at him anyway. There was also supposed to be a preview of Avatar up there, but it has mysteriously not arrived. I'll have a little cry until it does.