I Am Bread

We've already seen which games sold best on Steam last year, but a perhaps more meaningful insight into movin' and a-shakin' in PC-land is the games that people feel warmest and snuggliest about. To that end, Valve have announced the winners of the 2017 Steam Awards, a fully community-voted affair which names the most-loved games across categories including best post-launch support, most player agency, exceeding…

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The twin fads of zany physics-based games and Joke Simulator Game Simulator 2013 have mostly passed us by now, so I wonder what'll be the not oh-so-random joke genre to strike it big? Frag montage parody FPSs have been too small for too long to take off, and Sanic Hegehog games have never been fun enough. Maybe I'm out of touch. Well, while we await…

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Your Morning Mate, they call it. Johnny Foamguts. Hedgehog Hell. Cleopatra's Sponge. Whatever you call bread - Jam's Friend, Billy. The Sticky Trick - you can now become bread - A Touch of the Brown. Grainbrick - proper real fully-baked bread - Hollywood's Trickshot - as I Am Bread [official site] has left the Early Access oven to sit on the shelves with the rest…

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Two new game modes have been added to Bossa Studios' hyper-realistic staple food simulator I Am Bread [official site]: Zero G, which takes our plucky sliced hero into the final frontier, and Bagel Race, which stars an all-new fresh baked good. Here's a lovely 2001: A Space Odyssey tribute trailer to celebrate the updates:

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I'm sure your emoji are nice and all, but what'd really enrich my written communication is sound effects. Take this post: what I have to do is explain that the company behind Surgeon Simulator yesterday released onto Steam Early Access I Am Bread, a zany physics sandbox where you control a sentient slice of bread roaming a house trying to become tastier. And how am…

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I Am Bread's trailer trundled onto the internet in a miniature clown car, putt-putting toward the big top of YouTube, coughing smoke rings from its tiny exhaust pipe. How the crowds guffawed when the doors clattered to the ground and a lanky harlequin struggled out of the driver's seat, his oversized shoes flip-flopping against the steering wheel and sending gasping honks out into the atmosphere.…

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