Rock, Paper, Shotgun has uncovered information that suggests sleazy Half-Life star Gordon Freeman did have an affair with Alyx after all. And the cold-hearted scoundrel then broke up with her on her birthday night, at a party attended by her closest friends and family. Friends of Alyx have explained to RPS that the poor girl was devastated, as the bearded so-called "hero" walked out on her without saying a word. She is said to be recovering with her best friend Barney. We've contacted Freeman for comment, but so far the heart-breaker has had nothing to say.
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