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StarCraft II: Heart Of The Swarm Swarms Into Sight On...

Oh, that was such a dick move of me, wasn't it? To do a ... and everything to make you read the story? It's not even because I'm chasing hits. Hits, shmits - it's just that I've got a tiresome headcold and am feeling highly belligerent as a result.

I'll make up for this awful wasting of your time by definitely not posting the StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm release date underneath the 'Read the rest of this entry' jump.

I'm going to hell.

But I'll make up for this additional awful wasting of your time by definitely not posting the StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm release date news in an extra page that you have to click here to get to.

I'm such a massive wanker.

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