CODBLOPS 2 Has Horses & Robots & Everything
It's 1:06 AM in the UK. Why in the sacred name of Galvatron aren't I in bed yet? Why am I posting the trailer for Black Ops 2 instead? These and more secrets will be revealed in Call of Meer's Bedtime: Groggy Morning 2 tomorrow. In the meantime, just watch the damn trailer, which has all manner of future death-machines and a level of outright absurdity that even my great cynicism didn't predict, and let me go brush my teeth. YES AMERICANS, BRITISH PEOPLE DO TAKE CARE OF THEIR TEETH, ACTUALLY.
NOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSE.
It's actually gone sci-fi, then. Or openly gone sci-fi, at least. Robotic ATVs and everything. Hmm. That almost makes me interested. Almost. If it embraces its silliness at least a little. And presuming it doesn't simply involve watching an NPC pilot the big stommpy robots before I just get dumped on foot into another favela full of pop-up men.
Also, I bet that horse is cybernetic. Stands to reason, see.