I’ve also been playing the cowboy game. While Alice B has been enduring blood-drenched hatscepades, I have been robbing illegitimate businesses in the middle of town. When I rob people, I always use my bandana to cover my lower face, because in Rockstar’s rootin’ toot ‘em up only the teeth are used by lawmen to identify persons of interest. To put on your bandana you must follow a multi-step process of contorting your hands into an angry claw until the correct sequence of buttons has been achieved. Hang on, I’ll do it now.
Oops, sorry. That was the button sequence to drink a bottle of brandy and pistol-whip a stable boy.
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