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"I'm not on a holy war..."

"The name's Malcolm."

"Reaper."

Eh?

Anyway, it seems that Unreal Tournament III requires some kind of story mode to explain why you're locked into a series of battles, and also (according to my sources) why you keep respawning. Here we go:

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Eugh, these flu drugs are making me hallucinate.

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