Jaws-Dropping: 007 Legends Gets Licence To Kiel

This is a screenshot that Activision thinks will convince you to purchase 007: Legends later this year - despite the website trying its best to not tell anyone that there's even going to be a PC version. This is a thing they believe will happen in the reality in which you live. That is all.

Well, mostly. Really the news is that as well as including several Bond adventures in one, the game will also include a few famous faces from the series; a couple from the new movies, Michael Lonsdale returning as Drax (Moonraker) and Eegah himself, Richard Kiel, presumably before Jaws got gushy over a girl and went good like a literal great big wuss.

The game also has Goldeneye/Tomorrow Never Dies scribe Bruce Fierstein on writing duties, and David Arnold on drums and any other instruments needed for the soundtrack. There are going to be five missions based on classic Bond movies, with an extra Skyfall themed one arriving some time after launch. Other names are due to be announced. Hopefully they'll get better screenshots to announce their participation. Or indeed, not, because seeing that amazing Jaws picture in my inbox was easily the biggest laugh I've had all day.