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SCHIING! BLAM BLAM Killing Floor 2's Guns & Perks Video

hey where's my juicebox

Look, it's the last day of term and we're allowed to bring in whatever we want. Pip's batting an avocado about, John's cradling what appears to be a small hairless cat with opposable thumbs, Graham and Adam are kicking some kind of spherical egg between themselves, and me, I've brought in a video to watch. It's about zombies and monsters and big guns and cool swords totally murdering zombies like schhhhing! in Killing Floor 2 and before you ask, yes, my mum did say it's fine if I watch it okay.

So the men who make it are talking about the cool weapons and cool classes and stuff in the shooty shooty sequel which I hear will be out next year and I'm like UGH that's so far away NINE DAYS! and that's if they release it on January 1st which I bet they won't ugh I just wanna shoot those zombies real bad or maybe sword them real good and look how cool that shotgun is it's no surprise all the devs like it BLAM I mean maybe it's a shame they think the coolest weapon is one from the original game but it was pretty cool so with all that new dismemberment and gore going on in KF2 I bet it's even wilder BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM the autoshotgun holds so many shells and get this the medic guns have light-up bits that glow blue WHOA yeah that's right they talk a lot about the glowing so it must be important NYOOOM! GLOWBEAMS ON! then you're just stabbing the zombies with a glowscalpel like WHUH WHA SHKKK SHINNNG! "zombie heal thyself haha!!" whoa my juicebox is empty I gotta get more okay talk to you later bye

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