RPS OoO: please enjoy these posts in our absence

RPS is doing something it almost never does today: we're all meeting up in-person. This is either where we clamber inside a cocoon and emerge at the other side as a more beautiful butterfly, or it's the start of a King Ralph-style comedy where we're all simultaneously killed and Tim Stone ends up running the site alone. I'm not sure which you'd prefer.

But relatedly, while the team are all putting our heads together and finding out how tall Brendan is, we've asked some of our friends to write short posts for the site today about subjects of their choosing. Tim, Richard Cobbett, Fraser Brown and more all contribute over the next day and a half, and each will be tagged like this. In the evening, our usual assortment of features. Enjoy and we'll be back soon.

(OoO means "out of office" by the way, which is wholly unfitting because this is basically the only time of the year when any of us will be in an office.)