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The Fifth RPS Christmas Cracker

Ho ho ho!

***** The RPS team are currently in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn't want you to think we'd forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It's also our way of giving you the "reveal" moment that we had to take out of this year's advent calendar. We've made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: How do you know Turians keep hogging the laundry room?

A: Because Shepards wash their socks by night.

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