The Not So Secret World: 30 Mins From GDC

I've been waiting for a John Walker simulator to arrive, and this is the closest I'll probably ever get. It's the Secret World's GDC presentation, showing off Ragnar-Tørnquist's increasingly-interesting (to me) MMO. You can pretend you're in the room being John Walker, who can be seen here following Ragnar. Toss some water at the screen to simulate the tears that usually flow when John experiences a game by Ragnar. Or you can just watch the most complete look at the upcoming MMO yet. It includes a scene that suggests oral sex is being performed, so I'd not risk it at work or at a funeral. They really go down... look down... LOOK DOWN on that sort of thing.

It ranges from character creation to the story, loadouts, combat and the awesome crafting. It's well-timed to help you decide if you want to sign up for the June 19th release date.

What? You want MORE John Walker? Well, there's not a lot around. He was at this hour-long Portal 2 post mortem, a Portal Mortem if you will, but the camera never points at Dexter's daddy. Still, it's just like you are at GDC.