Being fans of circular sentence construction jokes, RPS approves of the circular sentence construction of The Onion's sentences. Though "the adorable attack" throw-away gag is my fave bit.
Riders Republic will offer a free trial week before launch
With progress carrying over
Microsoft Flight Simulator is getting more free updates with GOTY edition
And the Reno Air Races expansion has a release date
Halo and Disintegration's Marcus Lehto founding new studio with EA
Hopefully this one doesn't disintegrate
Dead By Daylight's Hellraiser models are now an NFT
You're all just giving Terrance Zdunich ideas
Riders Republic will offer a free trial week before launch
With progress carrying over
Microsoft Flight Simulator is getting more free updates with GOTY edition
And the Reno Air Races expansion has a release date
Halo and Disintegration's Marcus Lehto founding new studio with EA
Hopefully this one doesn't disintegrate
Dead By Daylight's Hellraiser models are now an NFT
You're all just giving Terrance Zdunich ideas
We've been talking, and we think that you should wear clothes
Total coincidence, but we sell some clothes
